There is internet, so I'll briefly burble about the dancing.

[whatho]

I really like watching Tom dance. There. I said it. He danced to Dolly Parton, which you do get extra points for. It was a foxtrot and normally I find it hard to notice them but that one was properly exciting. Glancing briefly over my shoulder, Rachel's tango does seem kind of, you know, very good. I forget what Lisa did. A waltz of some description. A good waltz, but waltz slightly bores me. I am quite concerned for Austin.

On balance I want Don Warrington to win.