Would you like to help me tie him up?
I'm reconciling myself to the existence of my brother's new girlfriend by referring to her as The Frenchwoman and pretending she's Rousseau from Lost. I'm setting myself up for a fall though. I can't think of many things more disappointing than finding your brother's girlfriend isn't actually Rousseau.

Also I lost a big chunk of time today by discovering that YouTube has quite a number of very early (as in 1985-6) episodes of Neighbours. Not a thing I realised I wanted to extensively review. And yet I do. I love most of all how much Paul's family love him, considering he's Paul.

Also I lost a big chunk of time today by discovering that YouTube has quite a number of very early (as in 1985-6) episodes of Neighbours. Not a thing I realised I wanted to extensively review. And yet I do. I love most of all how much Paul's family love him, considering he's Paul.