I've never had rhubarb in my life. I've always thought of it as a vegetable and so don't associate it with sweet things. Must rectify this; crumble is my weakness.

In an off-topic answer to a question you asked several months ago: slimeless moisturisation of hands (and other bits) may be achieved by using cheapish facial moisturiser. A workable solution when it's too hot for baths. Have just discovered this and seen it my duty to inform the world. :D