Oh, this is brilliance. I love Margaret singing and I love the drunkenness and, oh, I love Margaret's beautiful spleen because that is just perfection and I love Trapper's voice and I love this:

'That'd be the war,' said Hawkeye. 'Makes me do a lot of things I hate.'

because it is perfection, yes.

So, yes, generally I have nothing but LOVE and I think you probably win. *gloves*