http://whatho.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] whatho.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] whatho 2006-12-21 10:42 am (UTC)

Oh oh oh. I got quite excited, and actually think quite is an ill-placed word because I really meant monumentally, from reading this comment.

People tasting of milk is fine. Why do people have issues with this? I think those people are quite sick in their heads. Milk features quite a lot as well actually. Or not so much milk as Horlicks, but you know.

OH ARCHIE. He does the not deserving to eat thing so very well and there is the beastly man who encourages him and then Hornblower gets all snappy with desperation and tells him he WILL eat, and then he feeds him and oh. It's too great. Avon does it? Perhaps I really will watch Blake's 7 properly now.

Having the coat laid on them, yes. This is a fine addition. While they're actually sleeping, and then eventually they wake up and say 'Whose coat is this?' and then someone else tells them and they think 'Oh, he loves me so'. That's how it goes.

I LOVE THAT PICTURE. There should be much more of this type of thing.

Men waltzing is so great. One of the things I decide I should submit to the Turner Prize would be five minutes of soldiers waltzing together with no explanation. I think soldiers waltzing is great because they drill to a waltz rhythm, so really it's only natural. But men waltzing in suits in office would be JOYOUS too.

I came up with another one last night as well. I was hoping very much that writing my kinks list before sleeping would make me dream mostly of all of these things happening together, but it didn't. Mostly I was in a sort of military academy and refusing to march. But there was a man randomly and unexpectedly playing a musical instrument really well. That used to happen in The Bill... DC Grieg would occasionally put his feet up on the desk and produce a clarinet. It was wondrous. I want more people in offices to randomly produce musical instruments and play them very well.

Also I think I should just add offices to the list.

M*A*S*H is so good at supplying me with all my worldly needs. Tired people and unavailable people and father figures and bandages and collars and waltzing. It's such a beauteous fandom. It's so accomodating. I really actually might write that. Thank you. Hurrah.

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