I love that SRK remembered to become an actor and make a million brilliant films of GREAT EMOTION AND BEAUTY with tears in his eyes instead of not doing that and failing at the entire WORLD.

That's just the most relieving thing ever. It's no fun imagining that he hadn't. That would be an ABSURD world. He only went wrong in not being cast as Jack in Lost, but we have to forgive him on balance because of EVERYTHING ELSE he did to make up for it.