I kept editing my post because first I decided it was too cynical and then I decided it was NOWHERE NEAR CYNICAL ENOUGH. I'm getting fairly bored of ... everything.

And they don't know how to do an election AT ALL if they think they're okay to go ahead without any sort of a Dimbleby. I'm not saying a John makes for a particularly genuine experience, but it'd be better than nothing at all. They don't even have a Michael Brunson.