I tried to write a post for what seemed like hours and was much the same. It's so weird that even fairly sensible people have just gone SO AMERICAN about Obama and are just loving him wholeheartedly without going 'well he's a politician, and quite quite fake, and won't stop smiling, but I suppose it's better than not', and maybe it'll all be lovely and everything, but I can just hear Avon going 'Gung ho' in the background and I think maybe America don't hear that. I HATE CHARISMATIC PEOPLE. I DON'T KNOW WHY WE SHOULD LOVE THEM.

I mostly want to be american just so that I can comment to EVERYONE'S POSTS and go 'I was going to vote for Obama, obviously I was, but I read your smug post begging me to understand how important it was, as if I was a fish and didn't know about voting, has caused me to stay at home and eat cheesecake instead.' BECAUSE OH GOD THEIR SMUG VOTING POSTS.