OH GOD PEOPLE. Probably it's very sweet that folk are believing election pledges are laws already and that politicians mid-campaign will follow through on their promises instead of cackling into their hands a bit, but REALLY PEOPLE. Obviously it'll be so much better than not if the barking-mad millionaire-loving gun-toting fascists don't get to have the power (though clearly I needed THE HELP OF THE SMUG before I worked that one out) but the alternative's not actually Nye Bevan crossed with Gandhi.

I don't love the charismatic either. Salespeople are charismatic and the people I trust are scared of the 'phone. I think I want do Avon to be president on balance.