OH GOD HAKKINEN. All the drivers were there today and they spent all their time not asking Hakkinen if he was going to come back so that he could race against Michael again like the WHOLE WORLD wants him to. Or at least if he was sticking up for him a bit, and going to celebrate/commiserate with him later.

I think he did well, too, I can't believe how weird they are being as if he was meant to suddenly be first at everything straight away again, when cars don't work like that really ever. They're all wankers, the people who get to talk about formula one. They're not Hazel. Or John Parrott. I expect he likes motor racing at least a bit.