I'd say "oh fuck it". However you lead your life, there is going to be Information Out There which tells you that You Iz Doin It Rong.

I am doing mothering and general being a proper person incredibly wrong. I can't cope with an 8 hour a week job, and what's more I bloody HATE me.

And I dreamt TWICE that I was woken too late to take Mouse to school. In the same night. I also dreamt I went food shopping and forgot to take bags. Talking of petulant dreams...

ETA
I approve of cake. *encourages cake*