You're not being insufferable, but I would tell you that more often if I wasn't being rubbish, so that is how it's my fault.

I have a new bathroom now, but it is in my shed, not by bathroom and it doesn't work because it is in boxes BECAUSE PLUMBERS ARE SO HORRIBLY IMPOSSIBLE.

I'm kind of intrigued by the curried instant gravy, I must admit. But I imagine it's not as good as it sounds.