It is quite grown up, my bathroom is just so awful that I had to buy a new one, and I cried the first time I tried and had to leave, so the second time I took my mother with me and coped better.

If you genuinely give me a time and PROMISE TO SHOW UP I will let you plumb my bathroom. At the moment someone who SHOWS UP is the height of my hope.

I am desperate for the curried gravy thing recipe now please. (I probably can't make it. I have no cooker. Life is very difficult without plumbers. I might learn kidnap, not plumbing.)