YouGov is a knob.

[whatho]

YouGov is asking me to imagine various things about my partner. I've never had a partner, so mostly it's all wild stabs in the dark. There's no 'I have no idea, YouGov, this is not even vaguely in my realm of experience' option. Frankly I think YouGov needs to consider those whose realms of experience don't actually stretch to, say, holding hands. And it's gone a bit heteronormative now. It was all he/she at the beginning, but now it's suggesting my imaginary partner has got me pregnant. WHOOPS.

Technically I shouldn't be wasting my precious internet time on YouGov. I MISS YOU, INTERNET.