Bestiality.
Jun. 28th, 2007 06:01 pmI believe I may have just eaten a sizeable bowl of ice-cream. I think on balance I did. First I had carrots, then I had ice-cream. Now I'm freezing. That'll be physics, that will. You can't pass heat from a cooler to a hotter, hence I lost degrees Celsius and doubtless otherwise to the ice-cream.
This post was supposed to be about bestiality.
I hope my brother hasn't decided over the past nine months that he doesn't like me. That'd be rubbish. I'm going to make him a cake, just to be sure. And we're going to watch Lost together because his flatmate watched the last few episodes without him and somehow has been forgiven nonetheless. And Nightingales. I'm going to make him watch Nightingales and if he doesn't like it I'll probably have to disown him, but it's fine, because he will like it. I know his brain fairly well.
My brother does not engage in bestiality. Not even for comic purposes.
I cannot cope with Alistair Darling's being in the public eye, and he very much is. His eyebrows and his hair do not in any sense match. That's the main reason really. His eyebrows are like they came off an entirely different animal. I can't bear it. Probably I can if I try even a little bit. The BBC news announcer person just said 'Hello, Darling'. If we're going to get all the Captain Darling jokes, I might actually be able to handle the situation.
I don't think Alistair Darling has very much to do with bestiality. Oh. Hornblower'll do.
Why is Blair still on the telly? I thought we buried him.
This post was supposed to be about bestiality.
I hope my brother hasn't decided over the past nine months that he doesn't like me. That'd be rubbish. I'm going to make him a cake, just to be sure. And we're going to watch Lost together because his flatmate watched the last few episodes without him and somehow has been forgiven nonetheless. And Nightingales. I'm going to make him watch Nightingales and if he doesn't like it I'll probably have to disown him, but it's fine, because he will like it. I know his brain fairly well.
My brother does not engage in bestiality. Not even for comic purposes.
I cannot cope with Alistair Darling's being in the public eye, and he very much is. His eyebrows and his hair do not in any sense match. That's the main reason really. His eyebrows are like they came off an entirely different animal. I can't bear it. Probably I can if I try even a little bit. The BBC news announcer person just said 'Hello, Darling'. If we're going to get all the Captain Darling jokes, I might actually be able to handle the situation.
I don't think Alistair Darling has very much to do with bestiality. Oh. Hornblower'll do.
Why is Blair still on the telly? I thought we buried him.
Bestiality.
Jun. 28th, 2007 06:01 pmI believe I may have just eaten a sizeable bowl of ice-cream. I think on balance I did. First I had carrots, then I had ice-cream. Now I'm freezing. That'll be physics, that will. You can't pass heat from a cooler to a hotter, hence I lost degrees Celsius and doubtless otherwise to the ice-cream.
This post was supposed to be about bestiality.
I hope my brother hasn't decided over the past nine months that he doesn't like me. That'd be rubbish. I'm going to make him a cake, just to be sure. And we're going to watch Lost together because his flatmate watched the last few episodes without him and somehow has been forgiven nonetheless. And Nightingales. I'm going to make him watch Nightingales and if he doesn't like it I'll probably have to disown him, but it's fine, because he will like it. I know his brain fairly well.
My brother does not engage in bestiality. Not even for comic purposes.
I cannot cope with Alistair Darling's being in the public eye, and he very much is. His eyebrows and his hair do not in any sense match. That's the main reason really. His eyebrows are like they came off an entirely different animal. I can't bear it. Probably I can if I try even a little bit. The BBC news announcer person just said 'Hello, Darling'. If we're going to get all the Captain Darling jokes, I might actually be able to handle the situation.
I don't think Alistair Darling has very much to do with bestiality. Oh. Hornblower'll do.
Why is Blair still on the telly? I thought we buried him.
This post was supposed to be about bestiality.
I hope my brother hasn't decided over the past nine months that he doesn't like me. That'd be rubbish. I'm going to make him a cake, just to be sure. And we're going to watch Lost together because his flatmate watched the last few episodes without him and somehow has been forgiven nonetheless. And Nightingales. I'm going to make him watch Nightingales and if he doesn't like it I'll probably have to disown him, but it's fine, because he will like it. I know his brain fairly well.
My brother does not engage in bestiality. Not even for comic purposes.
I cannot cope with Alistair Darling's being in the public eye, and he very much is. His eyebrows and his hair do not in any sense match. That's the main reason really. His eyebrows are like they came off an entirely different animal. I can't bear it. Probably I can if I try even a little bit. The BBC news announcer person just said 'Hello, Darling'. If we're going to get all the Captain Darling jokes, I might actually be able to handle the situation.
I don't think Alistair Darling has very much to do with bestiality. Oh. Hornblower'll do.
Why is Blair still on the telly? I thought we buried him.
Tea. I mentioned tea. Good.
Jun. 26th, 2007 06:44 pmI had a bagel today. It's mostly like eating undercooked dough. Entertaining but high in gluten, essentially. You know when people have had a bit of a shock and you give them tea with lorry loads of sugar therein? Oughtn't you really to give them a baked potato instead?
Anyway. I'm back on the plays this evening. I spent much of the weekend editing novels, and when I say novels I really mean things I wrote in a couple of Novembers when the dancing wasn't on. But now I can go back to the plays. Except it turns out that the plays are vexing me. I've spent half an hour trying to decide which file to open, and I've failed. One of the plays I'm writing (and you mustn't be under the illusion that I feel anything other than a prannock and a half when I say things like that) is an adaptation from a short story I wrote. In some ways this is almost a sensible idea because character-wise and location-wise - numbers thereof, I'm primarily meaning - it sort of works, and also it's 9,000 words long and a few more, and there's nothing you can do with a 9,000 word short story in and of itself. But in other ways it's derangedly complicated and I keep wondering if I can't work in that bit of prose that I really quite liked in the short story as a bit of dialogue in the play, and the answer is invariably no. I really can't. So maybe I won't open that file just now. I'm not quite sure.
Sometimes I think it would be really refreshing to walk directly through a sheet of quite thin glass.
The tennis is on in Neighbours usual timeslot. You know how, when I don't watch Neighbours, which is very much usually, it's always really, really gay? Do you think the same rule applies to the tennis? Because I never watch the tennis.
Anyway. I'm back on the plays this evening. I spent much of the weekend editing novels, and when I say novels I really mean things I wrote in a couple of Novembers when the dancing wasn't on. But now I can go back to the plays. Except it turns out that the plays are vexing me. I've spent half an hour trying to decide which file to open, and I've failed. One of the plays I'm writing (and you mustn't be under the illusion that I feel anything other than a prannock and a half when I say things like that) is an adaptation from a short story I wrote. In some ways this is almost a sensible idea because character-wise and location-wise - numbers thereof, I'm primarily meaning - it sort of works, and also it's 9,000 words long and a few more, and there's nothing you can do with a 9,000 word short story in and of itself. But in other ways it's derangedly complicated and I keep wondering if I can't work in that bit of prose that I really quite liked in the short story as a bit of dialogue in the play, and the answer is invariably no. I really can't. So maybe I won't open that file just now. I'm not quite sure.
Sometimes I think it would be really refreshing to walk directly through a sheet of quite thin glass.
The tennis is on in Neighbours usual timeslot. You know how, when I don't watch Neighbours, which is very much usually, it's always really, really gay? Do you think the same rule applies to the tennis? Because I never watch the tennis.
Tea. I mentioned tea. Good.
Jun. 26th, 2007 06:44 pmI had a bagel today. It's mostly like eating undercooked dough. Entertaining but high in gluten, essentially. You know when people have had a bit of a shock and you give them tea with lorry loads of sugar therein? Oughtn't you really to give them a baked potato instead?
Anyway. I'm back on the plays this evening. I spent much of the weekend editing novels, and when I say novels I really mean things I wrote in a couple of Novembers when the dancing wasn't on. But now I can go back to the plays. Except it turns out that the plays are vexing me. I've spent half an hour trying to decide which file to open, and I've failed. One of the plays I'm writing (and you mustn't be under the illusion that I feel anything other than a prannock and a half when I say things like that) is an adaptation from a short story I wrote. In some ways this is almost a sensible idea because character-wise and location-wise - numbers thereof, I'm primarily meaning - it sort of works, and also it's 9,000 words long and a few more, and there's nothing you can do with a 9,000 word short story in and of itself. But in other ways it's derangedly complicated and I keep wondering if I can't work in that bit of prose that I really quite liked in the short story as a bit of dialogue in the play, and the answer is invariably no. I really can't. So maybe I won't open that file just now. I'm not quite sure.
Sometimes I think it would be really refreshing to walk directly through a sheet of quite thin glass.
The tennis is on in Neighbours usual timeslot. You know how, when I don't watch Neighbours, which is very much usually, it's always really, really gay? Do you think the same rule applies to the tennis? Because I never watch the tennis.
Anyway. I'm back on the plays this evening. I spent much of the weekend editing novels, and when I say novels I really mean things I wrote in a couple of Novembers when the dancing wasn't on. But now I can go back to the plays. Except it turns out that the plays are vexing me. I've spent half an hour trying to decide which file to open, and I've failed. One of the plays I'm writing (and you mustn't be under the illusion that I feel anything other than a prannock and a half when I say things like that) is an adaptation from a short story I wrote. In some ways this is almost a sensible idea because character-wise and location-wise - numbers thereof, I'm primarily meaning - it sort of works, and also it's 9,000 words long and a few more, and there's nothing you can do with a 9,000 word short story in and of itself. But in other ways it's derangedly complicated and I keep wondering if I can't work in that bit of prose that I really quite liked in the short story as a bit of dialogue in the play, and the answer is invariably no. I really can't. So maybe I won't open that file just now. I'm not quite sure.
Sometimes I think it would be really refreshing to walk directly through a sheet of quite thin glass.
The tennis is on in Neighbours usual timeslot. You know how, when I don't watch Neighbours, which is very much usually, it's always really, really gay? Do you think the same rule applies to the tennis? Because I never watch the tennis.