Bestiality.

[whatho]

I believe I may have just eaten a sizeable bowl of ice-cream. I think on balance I did. First I had carrots, then I had ice-cream. Now I'm freezing. That'll be physics, that will. You can't pass heat from a cooler to a hotter, hence I lost degrees Celsius and doubtless otherwise to the ice-cream.

This post was supposed to be about bestiality.

I hope my brother hasn't decided over the past nine months that he doesn't like me. That'd be rubbish. I'm going to make him a cake, just to be sure. And we're going to watch Lost together because his flatmate watched the last few episodes without him and somehow has been forgiven nonetheless. And Nightingales. I'm going to make him watch Nightingales and if he doesn't like it I'll probably have to disown him, but it's fine, because he will like it. I know his brain fairly well.

My brother does not engage in bestiality. Not even for comic purposes.

I cannot cope with Alistair Darling's being in the public eye, and he very much is. His eyebrows and his hair do not in any sense match. That's the main reason really. His eyebrows are like they came off an entirely different animal. I can't bear it. Probably I can if I try even a little bit. The BBC news announcer person just said 'Hello, Darling'. If we're going to get all the Captain Darling jokes, I might actually be able to handle the situation.

I don't think Alistair Darling has very much to do with bestiality. Oh. Hornblower'll do.

Why is Blair still on the telly? I thought we buried him.

Comments

[jekesta]

I am kind of sure your brother has not decided not to like you. Rubbish it would indeed be.

Alistair Darling's ONLY redeeming feature is the captain darling jokes, this is so true, I also like when he is on newsnight and clearly in love with Jeremy Paxman.

You are casually declaring that Hornblower takes part in Bestiality. I am shocked and somewhat a bit pleased.

[whatho.livejournal.com]

I might, on rereading, be declaring that Alistair Darling and Hornblower are in love. I'm not sure. Archie's so pretty in your icon.

[jekesta]

Oh! Alistair Darling secretly HOPING for Bestiality but deciding the political danger is just TOO MUCH and therefore settling for an illicit affair with a navy captain is VERY PLEASING INDEED. Dude:)

Archie smiles at hornblower from the MOMENT HE SEES HIM and it makes me so happy oh.

[matildabj.livejournal.com]

I can't bear looking at Darling, either. He's just a bit scary-looking.

[whatho.livejournal.com]

And he won't go away! Why is his face so smooth? He looks like the sort of Sim I'd jettison and put down to experience. Probably I should stop being unpleasant about his face soon and start criticising his character instead.