Carry On Tesco.

I was amused enough when the woman behind me at the checkout placed two ripe, green and lascivious melons on the conveyor belt, but when she added a gratuitously long cucumber to the collage, how were my mother and I expected not to burst out laughing?

In other news, Cee went to Mongolia. How about that?

Carry On Tesco.

I was amused enough when the woman behind me at the checkout placed two ripe, green and lascivious melons on the conveyor belt, but when she added a gratuitously long cucumber to the collage, how were my mother and I expected not to burst out laughing?

In other news, Cee went to Mongolia. How about that?

I think I'm about to post less than an hour after I last posted.

But I wanted to share the deranged and entirely untrue random thought that popped into my head the way these things do. It was 'Oh god, I wish I was made of Bakewell tarts'.

Except I really, really don't.

I think I'm about to post less than an hour after I last posted.

But I wanted to share the deranged and entirely untrue random thought that popped into my head the way these things do. It was 'Oh god, I wish I was made of Bakewell tarts'.

Except I really, really don't.

You are...

...Number 6.




I don't think we could be any prouder.

You are...

...Number 6.




I don't think we could be any prouder.