A face on my stomach.

I've managed to dig an old Schumacher T-shirt out of the back of my chest of drawers. It says 'world champion' on it and it smells profoundly of the year 2000. I'M TOO EXCITED. I need to eat lunch and I don't know how.

My T-shirt is in Ferrari colours so it works for Massa as well.

Other than that I'm wholly unprepared for my afternoon's viewing. The new points system is bizarre and I don't really know who's in what team. I haven't begun to learn what the helmets look like. I've quite forgotten how to watch F1 and care at the same time.

I LOVE HIS PURPLE SCARF.

A face on my stomach.

I've managed to dig an old Schumacher T-shirt out of the back of my chest of drawers. It says 'world champion' on it and it smells profoundly of the year 2000. I'M TOO EXCITED. I need to eat lunch and I don't know how.

My T-shirt is in Ferrari colours so it works for Massa as well.

Other than that I'm wholly unprepared for my afternoon's viewing. The new points system is bizarre and I don't really know who's in what team. I haven't begun to learn what the helmets look like. I've quite forgotten how to watch F1 and care at the same time.

I LOVE HIS PURPLE SCARF.