Militant chickpeas.

[whatho]

I just looked up hummus on Wikipedia (what 'better things to do?'). Under the title of the article, it says 'For the biological matter in soil, see Humus; for the band, see Humus (band). For the Palestinian political movement, see Hamas.' Well. Thank you. Why would I type in hummus if I actually wanted to look up Hamas? Chuh.

(Mostly I'm telling you this story because I began to tell it to my mother and she wandered vaguely away in the middle of it. Not that you mustn't feel free to do the same.)