Bad jokes.

[whatho]

I'm doing the bad joke generator thing now while nobody's around. A choice selection:

What's whatho's favourite film?
Flanders And Swannie Hall / The Glovest Years of Our Lives / Hutch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid / 12 Angry Leonard Cohens

What's whatho's favourite song?
Jumping Isihack Flash

What's whatho's favourite book?
Bleak Wodehouse / Of Mice And Leonard Cohen

What's whatho's favourite album?
The Sim Shady LP

What does whatho eat for dinner?
Other Stuffed Peppers

What's whatho's favourite dessert?
Angel Simon And Garfunkelight

Where does whatho go on holiday?
India

Oh.

Comments

[yonmei.livejournal.com]

What's whatho's favourite dessert?
Angel Simon And Garfunkelight

Eeee!

What's whatho's favourite book?
Bleak Wodehouse

Oh. Lend me, lend me!

[whatho.livejournal.com]

I want all of them. I'm particularly looking forward to Bleak Wodehouse. There was also The Satanic Fridge Letterses, but it sounded a bit Gollumesque with that extra 'es'.

[yonmei.livejournal.com]

The Satanic Fridge Letterses

Eek. Scary.

I'm particularly looking forward to Bleak Wodehouse.

Oh, I think that sounds fab. I want Anne of Cyteen Gables so much.

[yonmei.livejournal.com]

I also want to see Hutch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid!

[whatho.livejournal.com]

Yes! Sadly, it didn't come up with any for Starsky, which is silly. There must be lots of terrible 'sky' related puns it could conjure up.

[huskyteer.livejournal.com]

I had not heard of zis Bad Joke Generator and had to google it. Well worth it!

What's huskyteer's favourite film?
Advanced Motorcyclinging Up Baby

[whatho.livejournal.com]

That made me splutter slightly.

I meant to link to the generator in the post, but I sort of forgot. Sorry. Congratulations on your tracking skills.

[sam-t.livejournal.com]

'Leonard Cohen' is obviously one of those things that get more funny the more you repeat it, like 'Bring me the Head of Alfredo Garcia'.

Three Leonard Cohen and a Baby
Robin Hood: Leonard Cohen in Tights
X-Leonard-Cohen
Leonard Cohen in Black
All the President's Leonard Cohen
Leonard Cohen Behaving Badly

[whatho.livejournal.com]

Leonard Cohen Behaving Badly

That's pretty much been made, hasn't it?

I'm not at all sure about 'Leonard Cohen in Tights' though....