Is it lilac?

[whatho]

The evil plant that is trying to get me? I stroll past great bushes of the stuff and smile benignly upon it and reach out to caress one of its disturbingly phallic flower receptacles, and then another one leaps out of nowhere and tries to jab me in the eye.

Ah well.

I was supposed to upload lots of photographs today of a) sunflowers and b) a massive pile of stuff, but I'm very tired and have not been doing sleeping properly, officially because of the heat, truthfully because I keep getting up at two in the morning to watch LA Law. Tomorrow then.