My rules.

[whatho]

If I were in charge of the Dancing, you would get extra points for:

* dancing at speed;
* dancing to Beatles songs;
* tapdancing;
* shouting 'HA';
* wearing trousers if you are a woman;
* not crying when you win the fecking dance-off;
* being Bill Nighy.

You automatically forfeit your place if you dance to 'Why Do Birds Suddenly Appear?'

(I'm nearly too scared to actually watch Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi now. On the twelfth. I KNOW. But it's so perfect in my head.)

Comments

[jekesta]

If I were in charge of the dancing you would totally be totally safe always if you danced to songs from dirty dancing. Especially if you were Brendan. I know I probably wouldn't be let to stay in charge of the dancing for very long, but I would be RIGHT. Also you would get points for PLAYING YOUR (or someone else's) LEG LIKE AN AIR GUITAR. FOR CRYING OUT LOUD THAT IS THE BEST THING THE VERY THING AND IT SHOULD AUTOMATICALLY EQUAL TEN MILLION VOTES.

I love that Vincent cried. I totally think everyone should cry. Lisa cries all the time and I still find it annoying but then I remember not to and it's fine.

I like it when people sing along.

I like it when people aren't Tom.

[whatho.livejournal.com]

I forgot about PLAYING LEGS. That was a little bit brilliant. You're doing a lot better than I am at not hating Strictly people for no particular reason. I wouldn't mind if they all cried probably. I just like it a bit when they look shamelessly pleased instead. I didn't mind that Vincent cried. The dancers are allowed to cry. I am making up the rules as I go along.

Mostly I still miss Don.