How to relieve yourself of four and a half hours in seven easy steps.

[whatho]

1. Remove Minesweeper from the recycle bin.

Well, probably you can guess the rest. I was rewarding myself with one completed expert game for having made a significant plot related decision in a thing I was writing. Normally that'd take me maybe twenty minutes, but not today. My right forefinger really hurts. What kind of a recycle bin hangs onto its contents for all these months anyway? What use is that to someone with no willpower?

If Clarence did to me what he did to George Bailey, I'm not sure I'd notice any difference.