I'm trying probiotic yoghurt, but I don't entirely believe.

[whatho]

I've been having a riotous couple of days dealing with a sick cat (effluvial but unnecessarily keen on being up and about - messy, basically) and a constant headache and some truly stonking bouts of nocturnal nausea and two hours' sleep per night. I'm quite frazzled. But some people have children so you can't really complain. And the parents are away. The brother's here, but when you're the first one up, and you have to be if you're the only one capable of pilling the cat, you end up doing everything. Like, if you start the washing at 8am it might be done in time to catch the last of the central heating, and then you might as well do the shopping while you're waiting. No, hang on. That was complaining.

Tell me something jovial, please. Bad puns for preference.

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[iliketea.livejournal.com]

I cannot do puns. *angsts* *attempts to do amusing dance instead*

[whatho.livejournal.com]

No, dancing's just as good. Keep that up. Higher.

[lolabobs.livejournal.com]

Did you see that Suggs had joined the protest about Gaza? He's started an online campaign too.

It's Madness gone politically correct.

[whatho.livejournal.com]

That made me properly laugh with my voice. I'm quite glad there's no-one around to whom I should explain what I'm laughing about.

[jekesta]

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER READ, I HAVE ONLY JUST SEEN IT. ILU.