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whathoI'm back now. Go Italy. I won Italy in Jen's sweepstake. I can eat supportive ice-cream and care slightly because there's a big pile of stuff in it for me if I win.
News you missed while I was away:
- I found a slow worm. A golden slow worm. I was so excited because I hadn't seen one in years and years and years. I told everyone I knew, and they all said their garden was full of them. I did not let this detract from my discovery. I picked my slow worm off the pavement and put it in the verge. I'm kind like that.
- A man mocked my hat. I adopted my usual tactics on this occasion, which are to mumble 'prick' under my breath then think of the witty thing I ought to have said on turning the next two corners.
- I kept seeing the same green car yesterday. I was so offended by it that on the eleventh sighting I said 'AAAAARGH' quite loudly.
- I watched Lost and might say something about it tonight if I have a moment (but I'm going away for some days and need to pack and things along those lines so I don't know).
- I've been eating a terrific amount of Weetabix.
As you see, it's been pretty bally hectic.
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News you missed while I was away:
- I found a slow worm. A golden slow worm. I was so excited because I hadn't seen one in years and years and years. I told everyone I knew, and they all said their garden was full of them. I did not let this detract from my discovery. I picked my slow worm off the pavement and put it in the verge. I'm kind like that.
- A man mocked my hat. I adopted my usual tactics on this occasion, which are to mumble 'prick' under my breath then think of the witty thing I ought to have said on turning the next two corners.
- I kept seeing the same green car yesterday. I was so offended by it that on the eleventh sighting I said 'AAAAARGH' quite loudly.
- I watched Lost and might say something about it tonight if I have a moment (but I'm going away for some days and need to pack and things along those lines so I don't know).
- I've been eating a terrific amount of Weetabix.
As you see, it's been pretty bally hectic.
...
